Tuesday, December 5, 2017

Top Reasons To Stain Shirt as Soon as Leaving Home

1. I Don't have to worry about how I look for the rest of the day.

2. I have interaction with more people as they point out the stain.

3. I have the perfect reason to tie-dye my shirt.

4. I can practice my bird in a birdbath imitation in the water fountain as I desperately try to rinse my shirt.

5. I have a good excuse to buy a new shirt.

1 comment:

turbogrammy said...

# 1, is always my top reason , but I admit some I ahdn't even dreamed of. Keep up the good work.